Maggie Gyllenhaal's "non-threatening" series of Agent Provacateur lingerie ads prompt a whole bevy of questions, so we'll just do this stream-of-consciousness style. Like, why so ugly? In every possible way? Isn't Agent Provacateur too expensive for people who shop at Hot Topic? And on an unrelated note, isn't the whole point of lingerie to leave something to the imagination while giving away as much of the plot as is, ahem, enticing? And since we already know what Maggie's tits look like and what she's doing with them these days, seeing them stuffed into a practical black bra is sort of like, a spoiler alert reversed? Anyway, whatever, just for the record, it wasn't too long ago that Maggie Gyllenhaal starred in our favorite series of ads for shit we can't afford ever, so we're going to have to put this one on the lingerie firm and just hope they learn some lessons for next time.
Starting with, red lipstick outsells black lipstick for a reason!
Maggie Gyllenhaal In Lingerie [Just Jared]