I love diet Snapple "Lemonade/Iced Tea". Or, rather, I did. A few minutes ago, I poured a nice new bottle of the concoction into a frosty cup of ice and came up with what you see at left. Is it a slug? Part of an eggplant? The ingredients list reads, in order, "Our real tea starts with the finest tea leaves and is made from: Water, Lemon Juice Concentrate, Corn Syrup, Natural Flavors, Citric Acid, Tea, Potassium Citrate, Sucralose, Acesulfame Potassium." I'm thinking the disgusting mass (see more photos after the jump!) falls under "Natural Flavors".
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@hamburgerhotdog: My mother literally drinks Diet Coke like it's water, probably 4-6 cans per day. My stepdad and I joke that she'll never die b/c most of her insides are likely already mummified, she does not find this amusing but also refuses to drink anything else.