Maddox Jolie-Pitt Has The Hottest Maman Et Papa In His Class

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  • Maddox Jolie-Pitt is taking classes at the Lycée Français on New York's Upper East Side. Oh, to be at those parent-teacher conferences! [Page Six]
  • Michelle Williams was seen hanging out in Brooklyn with her girls. "She looked gorgeous," says a source. [Page Six]
  • Style guru Tim Gunn wrote a book, but he was forbidden from mentioning Project Runway in it. Legal snafus like this make our head hurt! [Page Six]
  • Busta Rhymes was supposed to be in court yesterday, but he Assistant DA was called for jury duty. Woo-ha! [Page Six]
  • David Beckham may not play again this season. He still gets the $250 million, though. [Gatecrasher]
  • Karrine "Superhead" Steffans claims that soon-to-be-divorced Shaquille O'Neal gave her $10,000 on their first "date." [Gatecrasher, 3rd item]
  • R.I.P Luciano Pavarotti. [NY Times]
  • Not-really-that-blind item! "Which actor with a troubled brother might want to deal with some issues of his own? He is constantly drunk on the set of his current film, say spies." Oh snap! [Gatecrasher, last item]
  • Sopranos star James Gandolfini wants the U.S. out of Iraq and for you to watch his documentary about wounded soldiers on HBO, or else. [Rush & Molloy]
  • Sean Diddy Combs denies fathering a baby in Atlanta but ex-girlfriend Kim Porter says that's one of the reasons she left him. [Rush & Molloy, 2nd item]
  • Did Matrix director Larry Wachowski finally get a sex change? [Rush & Molloy, 7th item]
  • The View will have two black best friends when Sherri Shepherd joins the show on September 10. Whoopi has already begun! [People]
  • The idea of getting pregnant doesn't excite Charlize Theron because she "doesn't really want to look like a whale." [The Sun]
  • Jenna Fischer, also known as Pam on The Office has separated from her husband after six years of marriage. [Reuters]
  • Lily Allen would love a new boyfriend, but says, "I always think that no one is ever going to fancy me." Aw! You're adorable, Lily! Smile! [The Sun]
  • Lily also says "I have my problems but they are nothing compared to Amy [Winehouse]'s." Lil has sent Amy flowers and a card. [Mirror]
  • Sir Ben Kingsley has secretly wed "a Brazilian babe nearly half his age." Sir Ben says his new bride is "like an ancient mythological princess." We're gonna take his word for it. [The Sun]



Ladies, all this dog fighting and race relations and abortion talk is BRINGING ME DOWN! Can't we all just get along?

I vote Alec Baldwin for the BI.