[Ibiza, August 4. Image via INFDaily]
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"Man, I really, REALLY don't want to be noticed today... Oh! I know! I'll dress like I'm going to the Meadowlands. Then I'll find two beautifully manicured men to walk with me. I'll get them matching outfits, sandals, haircuts, shades, the works. Everyone will look at them and not notice me at all. Brilliant!!"