On last night’s Watch What Happens Live!, Andy Cohen and Lori Loughlin celebrated the return of Full House by reenacting a scene from the original series. The wig and helmet worn by Cohen were intended to help the host channel his inner Ashley Olsen (he claimed to know the difference between their Michelle performances), but was much more successful at triggering a week of night terrors for all who watch.

If we’re lucky, someone at Netflix might hear Cohen’s deeply unpleasant baby talk and pull the plug on this spinoff before it’s too late.


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