Word on the British street is that Madonna and Guy's divorce will be granted tomorrow. Guy will reportedly not be taking any money from Madge, and they will split cross-continental custody of Rocco and David in New York and London. None of this explains why Madge decided to wear astroturf in public. • Uh, supposed pictures of Prince William's penis! He is — blessedly — without a Prince Albert. • Animay is back on and going strong: John Mayer met Jennifer Aniston's dad last night in Beverly Hills. "Jen's dad seemed very impressed with John and the two got on real well," claims a source. • Michael Phelps is rumored to be the new Subway spokesman. Is that really a great idea? After all, we remember what 12,000 calorie Michael Phelps diet does to one's figure. [The Mirror, GayDailyHot (via Perez), Star, Perez]
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So if I go on Michael Phelps diet I'll lose weight? Mmmmm...12,000 calories. I've been going at losing the weight I gained this year all wrong. Fuck lowering my fat intake.