The night after she gave birth to baby Archibald, Amy Poehler texted her fellow SNL castmates to thank them for their Weekend Update shout out. "She said, 'Oh, you made me cry! I'm sitting here with Archibald and we're watching it,'" Keenan Thompson tells People. • Rhianna had an S.O.S. earlier today! The singer rushed off stage during her last song of a concert in Australia and fainted. Riri is now recovering Down Under. • The Dog Whisperer's Cesar Millan has advice for the Obama family on that new puppy we're hearing so much about. "I teach my kids when you meet a dog, no touch, no talk no eye contact. Let the dog come to you. And keep a calm and stay assertive energy." Cesar says he sees that calm, assertive energy in Barack already. "Animal leadership and human leadership goes together." [People, Just Jared, People]