Russell Brand resigned from his BBC 2 radio show after being suspended for prank phone calls to Fawlty Towers star Andrew Sachs, intimating that Brand had "fucked" Sachs' granddaughter. • Lil' Wayne, we are disappointed in you, young man. You said of watching your son's recent birth, "It was nasty, very nasty, but it was wonderful." The beauty of childbirth is a gift to us all, you whippersnapper! • [Independent, People]
Dude, I'm going to have to agree with Lil Wayne. I had to videotape my little sister's birth when I was 12 and it seriously traumatized me for life. There's blood! And poop! And screaming! And when the baby comes out, it's all covered in goo!
The miracle of life is not for the faint at heart!