Ben Stiller says he takes his kids' schedules into account when choosing movie roles. "You have to be aware of when the kids are in school and where you can go, and how long you can go away for, or if everybody can come along," Papa Stiller tells People. • E!'s Ted Casablanca is taking issue with Jay Z and Beyonce's new $70,000 dining room table. "Seventy grand? You could buy the entire contents of IKEA with that!" Casablanca rages. • David Beckham claims that his friendship with Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes is totally normal. "We just go round and watch a film. It's not a big deal, it's just popping round to watch a film or to mess around and play with the kids," Becks insists. [People, E! Online, People]