Today is Clive Owen's 44th birthday. We are using this as an excuse to post this photo of Owen looking roguishly handsome. • For all those conspiracy theorists who think Bristol Palin is going to get married this month as an 11th hour election ploy, her fiancé Levi Johnston's mother, Sherry, says the couple is planning a wedding for next summer. But! Sherry also tells the AP, "that could change." The plot thickens. • Oh Christ, this headline: Eva Mendes Loves Being 'Sexy'. Wow, we hate being sexy. It's really terrible. So wonderful that Eva is speaking out on behalf of those who continue to be ashamed of their own sexiness. [Dlisted, Us, People]