Rosie O'Donnell is going to host a variety show which will air the night before Thanksgiving. It's called Rosie's Variety Hour and an NBC flack says, "It's going to be the YouTube of variety shows." What does that even mean?! Amateurish and grainy? • Sources say Howard Stern and lady love Beth Ostrosky are getting mawweed tomorrow. Aw! • House Peters Jr., the actor who played Mr. Clean in the 50s and 60s, died yesterday of pneumonia at the age of 92. He will join the "time to make the donuts guy" in the big product placement corral in the sky. [People, Perez Hilton, TMZ]