A super pregs Gillian Anderson bit it last night at the London premiere of How to Lose Friends and Alienate People. Don't worry, she's ok! And she promises that she isn't going to name her baby anything stupid. "I have chosen [a name] but I don't think it's crazy," she told reporters. • According to the Daily Fail, Jennifer Aniston is trying to reconcile with John Mayer and has been contacting him, as well as hitting the bottle in the middle of the day to deal with her upset. Allegedly Aniston has a "penchant for afternoon cocktails." Who doesn't! • Is it wrong that we sort of love Susan Sarandon for saying "It's so much fun to be able to beat up your daughter on film"? Apparently she has some fisticuffs with real life daughter Eva Amurri in the forthcoming Middle of Nowhere. It's more fun "to play Hook and not Peter Pan," Sarandon added. [People, Daily Mail, Daily Express]
Jon Mayer must have some kind of magical vibrating penis, because I don't see the appeal, and I don't think he should prompt someone like Jennifer Anistson to get drunk in the afternoon as a coping mechanism.
Afternoon intoxication should be an unencumbered exercise in I-don't-give-a-fuckery.