Today was Heidi Montag's 22nd birthday. Apparently she received a cake that said "Happy Birthday Princess Heidi" and remarked on Ryan Seacrest's radio show recently, "I want, like, four [kids]. Maybe I'll adopt 10. I want to have my own orphanage like Mother Teresa." 22? She sounds closer to 12 with this princess, Mother Teresa nonsense. • Comedic superstars unite! Jon Stewart, Margaret Cho and Bill Maher will pay tribute to George Carlin at the Kennedy Center for this year's Mark Twain Prize for American Humor on November 10th. • Oh man, Frances Bean Cobain's blogging is completely awesome and perceptive, and more than a little sad. "No one should be judging a kid who has yet to fuck up, or telling me I'm going to fuck up. It's unfortunate that my parents are addicts, it's unfortunate that I'm growing up in a time and a society where drugs and alcohol are a constant factor in everyday life, but I'm above that mindless imbecility," Frances wrote. [Us, USA Today, ONTD]