Jordin Sparks gives a half-hearted apology for calling all non-promise ring wearers "sluts" at the VMAs. "I wish I would've worded it differently - that somebody who doesn't wear a promise ring isn't necessarily a slut - but I can't take it back now. It was a split-second thing, and it came out kind of wrong," the American Idol said. Yeah she sounds really sorry. Not! • John Mayer is allegedly back together with the waitress, Maria Marin, he was dating before he started seeing Jennifer Aniston. Yawn, we are so over the activities of John Mayer's wenis. • Ruh roh! Kim Kardashian was pulled over for speeding in a school zone. Watch those traffic signs, Kimmy! [The Sun, The Sun, TMZ]