Joe Jonas (the better-looking middle brother of horrible music-making group, The Jonas Brothers) is officially a high school graduate. • The Naked Cowboy, the semi-famous briefs-wearing street performer, is getting his own reality show, an American Idol-style competition of street performers. • Ellen and Portia "talk" about having kids someday. Wow, it's like they're married or something! [Perez Hilton,UPI, People]