Liz Taylor's rep says that Liz is "fine" and "surrounded by family, friends, and fabulous jewels." Don't believe the tabloids! • Verne Troyer, a.k.a. Mini-Me, is suing his ex-girlfriend and sex tape co-star Ranae Shrider for a cool $20 million for allegedly picking a lock on Troyer's door, picking up, and tossing him to the ground. Uh, ow. • LAPD Chief William Bratton held a press conference opposing stricter laws against those sweet, lovable, and always law abiding paparazzi. Oh, and he also decided to out Lindsay Lohan as "going gay." Hm, apparently someone follows the gossip blogs! [E! Online, TMZ, Perez Hilton]
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Liz is surrounded by family, friends and fabulous jewels. I, on the other hand, am surrounded by whiners, winos and a weathered white tee-shirt.