The View's resident dingbat, Sherri Shepherd, gave a tell-all interview to the Christian mag Precious Times, in which she revealed that she "had more abortions than I would like to count" before she found Jesus. She added, "Oh, sometimes I say, 'Lord, Juanita Bynum or Joyce Meyer would be so good at this table. They could lay hands on Barbara Walters and get her saved.'" • Perez Hilton is suing the proprietors of a blog called for "cyber-squatting and deceptive trade practices." Perez is suing someone else for deceptive trade practices? Pot, kettle, etc. • Did Dior Photoshop Jude Law's hairline? Check out the ads and decide for yourself. [Us,LAT, Dlisted, Just Jared]