Mariah's new hubby Nick Cannon was spotted shopping for laxatives. The constipation of Mimi! • Good news for Amy Winehouse! The addled singer won't be charged with a crime, even though Scotland Yard arrested her on suspicion of drugs charges last week because they allegedly saw a video of her smoking crack. • Us has a post up where people can label Jennifer Aniston/ John Mayer pairing with a neologism. Suggestions so far include, Johnnifer, Mayston, and my personal fave, Animay! [TMZ, Mirror, Us]