Photoshop victim Faith Hill is not pregnant. According to Us, she set tongues wagging about the state of her uterus by wearing a flowy top to the CMT music awards. • Ashton Kutcher dishes about losing his V-card and it's sort of charming: "I was 15. It was out in the woods with a girl I had just met who my buddy set me up with. The whole thing lasted two seconds. It was really awkward. Two years later I had sex with her again just to show her the first performance was a fluke and I'd gotten better." • TMZ is making fun of Tom Brady for being whipped by Gisele Bundchen. They call Brady her "wife." Because being in a monogamous relationship is soooo emasculating. Jerks. [Us, ICYDK, TMZ]
@pinkyBella: @Hamsterpants: @BowlingForDollars: It never ceases to amaze me that anything more respectful than making your wife give you a BJ while dusting in front of your friends and their camcorders makes you whipped or a bitch. My husband (then boyfriend) once asked me if I wanted a drink while he was at the cooler (I believe he addressed me as 'sweetie') and his friends immediately started ribbing him and calling him pussywhipped.
... fortunately, his friends got less stupid as time went on and I love them now. I think it's genetic—assholery is the human default setting.