Robin Williams is divorcing his wife of almost 20 years, Marsha Garces. The pair is citing irreconcilable differences. • Richie Sambora's 10-year-old daughter by Heather Locklear, Ava, was allegedly in the car last night when he was arrested for a DUI. For shame, dude, for shame. • Jamie Lynn Spears: def engaged. Baby daddy Casey Aldridge's cousin, Tina Robinson, told Us, "He proposed a few days ago, and she accepted." Also, Casey's great uncle is named Odus. That is all. [Entertainment Tonight, Us, Us]
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I think 19 years with Robin Williams is about 18 years, 11 months and 31 days too much.
Can you imagine having to sit across from that guy at breakfast whilst he gave his pitch for "Jakob The Liar"? Forks. Would Imbed Themsleves. As if By Magic.