Paris Hilton is in Johannesburg, South Africa with BF Benji Madden, where she allegedly told reporters, "I love Africa in general — South Africa and West Africa, they are both great countries." She is such a waste of flesh and weaves. •Harry Potter scribe J.K. Rowling says she was suicidal in her twenties after she split from her ex-husband. "We're talking suicidal thoughts here, we're not talking 'I'm a little bit miserable."' She added, "The funny thing is, I have never been remotely ashamed of having been depressed. Never. I think I'm abnormally shameless on that account because what's to be ashamed of?" Right on, right on. • Pam Anderson and Tommy Lee reunited to watch a movie with their kids in Malibu and very nearly ran into another Anderson ex, Rick Salomon. Ew all around. [Dlisted, People, TMZ]