Woa, Britney's really getting it together now! TMZ says she is prepping for a bit part on CBS's How I Met Your Mother. Maybe Neil Patrick Harris will whip her into shape. • Mischa Barton loves her some musicians. Her last boyfriend was the elephantine-balled Whitestarr frontman, Cisco Adler, and now Mischa's reportedly dating Rooney guitarist Taylor Locke. • Despite British web reports to the contrary, George Clooney and girlfriend Sarah Larson are not engaged. [TMZ, Perez, Us]
@BAngieB (Ya'll? I'm On Notice): There is something seriously satisfying about knowing that NPH was my very first main gay. I don't care that I was four at the time, I thought he hung the moon.
And sometime, when I'm a little tipsy, I'll tell y'all about the time he crashed my first date with my now husband.