An L.A. county commissioner is trying to crack down on invasive paparazzi with a bill dubbed Britney's Law, and local police chief William Bratton does not give a fuck. "What we need is Britney Spears to stay home instead of traipsing all over town. That would solve the problem. We don't need additional laws.... I've got laws coming out my ears to deal with this issue." • Ryan Phillippe was spotted wearing a Barack Obama T-shirt. We always take political advice from anyone featured in Cruel Intentions. • Following her racy New York photo shoot, Lohan has signed up for a role where she'll be fully clothed in period garb: she's starring alongside Jack Black in a comedy about Ren Faires. Ye Olde Times, according to E!, "follows two rival Renaissance Faire troupes as they make their way through the competitive circuit. " Um, interesting choice! [Perez Hilton, Us, E! Online]
@BiscuitDoughJones:@kshenkshen: I agree with @LoveNoelG:, there's a big difference between taking your kid to school and going crazy buying pregnancy tests in front of the paps to instigate pregnancy rumors. Bratton— you may never have returned my phone calls when I worked in LA, but your assistant was helpful and I like that you don't want to make new rules to cater to the super-wealthy.
@solaana: Yes. They are the biggest geeks that ever geeked the face of geek. How do I know this? i once auditioned to be a "singing wench" at a Renaissance Faire. The people in charge and the long-term actors were too dorky and awkward for me to go to the callback.