Aging crooner Tom Jones has insured his chest hair for nearly $7 million. That must be like, $100 per strand. • Velvet Revolver frontman Scott Weiland is back in rehab. The singer battled a heroin addiction back in the 90s. We're pulling for ya! • Ashton Kutcher's 30th birthday party raged last night in NYC. Attendees included wifey Demi Moore, Salma Hayek, Kate Hudson, Bruce Willis, and Madonna. [NYDN, Rolling Stone, Us]
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So do they count the number of hairs he has and then later count to make sure none have been kidnapped or something?
Who insures chest hair? Seriously.
Yet insurance companies won't pay people who lost their homes to hurricanes Katrina or Rita?