U.K. hot mess edition! Amy Winehouse allegedly said that she would off herself if her husband Blake Fielder-Civil were sent to jail because she couldn't bear being separated from him. She's kind of like a living, breathing Joy Division song. • Is Pete Doherty going to get 100,000 pounds to spill about his relationship with Kate Moss for a documentary? He's reportedly in possession of something other than heroin: raunchy footage of Moss. • Woa, people are saying that Heather Mills is attempting to rehabilitate her image by becoming a female sex guru. She must know a thing or two about the sack since she convinced Paul McCartney to forgo a prenup. [ Hollywood Rag, Dlisted, Entertainment Wise]