Tina Fey says Paula Abdul was "disastrous ... in the way she generally appears to be," when Abdul guested on SNL. Tina explains further: "I was pregnant [with daughter Alice, pictured] at the time and probably a little moody, but I remember thinking, 'She's a disaster! I gotta prop this lady up and get her on TV.'" Oh Tina, have I told you lately that I love you? • Kate Moss is flauntin' her funbags on vacation. Jealous! • Marilyn Monroe's self-proclaimed best friend Jeanne Carmen, says she wants ScarJo or Kate Bosworth to play Marilyn in an upcoming biopic. Does Kate have enough curves for the role? [US, Egotastic, Dlisted]