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Perpetually youthful Jeopardy host Alex Trebek had a minor heart attack. 67-year-old Alex doesn't look his age at all! We're rootin' for you, Trebek. • Public wanker Paul Reubens says there are two new Pee Wee movies in the works. • Britney goes to Starbucks. Again. She might not be normal, but bitch must be the most regular person in L.A. [TMZ, WOW, PopDirt]


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They work Alex too hard! He needs a break!

"Welcome back to Celebrity Jeopardy. I thought we were done with this, but Regis Philbin, that mongel idiot, decided to do a Celebrity Millionaire, and network competition being what it is, I stand before you a broken and miserable man. Let's just go with FOREIGN FLICKS for 800.

Sean Connery: [buzzes in] "Ursula Andress, Catherine Deneuve, and Charo twice."

Alex Trebek: "That's foreign FLICKS, Mr. Connery."