Did Lindsay Lohan spend turkey day getting down with Heath Ledger? I want their couple name to be Leath Lodger. It sounds like a classy bed and breakfast! • Jennifer Garner made it to the L.A. premiere of Juno yesterday even though she appeared in the Broadway show Cyrano the day before and is scheduled to appear tonight as well. Way to be a team player! • Oh crap. Long sober Scott Weiland has fallen off the wagon. The Velvet Revolver/ Stone Temple Pilots frontman was arrested for a DUI. [Radar, Perez, In Case You Didn't Know]
"I want their couple name to be Leath Lodger. It sounds like a classy bed and breakfast!"
More like an evil super villain spreading STDs the likes of which L.A. has never seen! Paparazzi are called to the siren song of Leath Lodger, only to be crushed under the wheels of its powerfully evil SUV.