Britney ran three stop signs on Friday night. Is she taking driving lessons from Toonces? • Tyra Banks is too attached to her weave! TyTy won't allow her gentleman callers to see her without her wig on. She even sleeps in it sometimes. • R.I.P. Quiet Riot lead singer Kevin Dubrow. He feels the noise no more. [US Weekly, Hollywood Rag, TMZ]
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Any day with a Toonces reference automatically gets upgraded a LOT on the sliding Who Am I? scale of life.
I was just talking about a coworker of a friend who got whatchmacallit infected skin disease because he never took his damn wig off. Tres Elizabethan.