Loose Lips

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This news might shake the very foundations of your world view: Hugh Hefner has been hanging out with a new ladyfriend and she's brunette! His preference for blondes has long been established and the introduction of the naturally tressed model Dasha Astafieva into his stable of Girls Next Door might not be a welcome one. • There is no recession when you're a megastar: Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner bought at $16 million house in Los Angeles that "includes 7 bedrooms, 7 baths, 6 fireplaces, a brick wine cellar, a library and a 3-car garage." • Music Producer Jaymes Foster, who had been artificially inseminated with best buddy Clay Aiken's junk, gave birth to a baby boy named Parker Foster Aiken this morning. [Celebitchy, Us, People]


Erin Gloria Ryan

I think that the Affleck-Garner clan has some sinister Von Trappian plans in the works.