"I think you need to take care of your skin, make it more radiant. I think you need some volume in your cheeks. And under your eyes and around your eyes. And then we could do some Botox around your eyes and your forehead... And fill in your cheeks where they're getting hollow. Those can be filled in with collagen. And then we could do some laser treatment." — Dr. Frederic Brandt, the "King of Collagen," to Heather Hodson, the reporter who interviewed him for the Guardian. He is the largest user of injectable collagen and Botox in the world, and is his own client ("When I inject myself I never [use anesthetic]," he says). Dr. Brandt also proudly proclaims: "This is the only doctor's office where if you can't move, you're happy." [Guardian]