[London, November 30. Image via Bauer-Griffin]
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I saw him when I was in London, walked right next to him while strolling in Covent Garden. Despite my attempts to stick with the "he is such a pervy worm" belief, with his blue eyes shining in the sunlight, I had a hard time not humping his leg. However, he was wearing a hat at the time, so his frightful hairline was hidden.