Welcome back to another episode of LOLVogue, in which we create a mashup of LOLcats and the latest issue of Vogue. The December issue, with lovely Penelope Cruz on the cover, includes an accessories spread called "Precious Gemma" modeled by Gemma Ward, in which the model is "doing" household chores. Is she acting out one of Anna Wintour's fantasies? Does Ms. Wintour want a lithe, twiglike little urchin to clean her home? Is Anna Wintour Miss Hannigan? We'll never know. In the meantime, after the jump: We're in ur magazeen, puttin werds on ur moddles.
I never clean my house without a $50,000 couture gown or suit and accesories of greater or equal value.
Ha! And PS: like that model has had so much as a SIP of regular, non-diet coke since she was about 12 (which I believe was about 6 months ago).