Lindsay Might Go To Jail; SJP Took Stuff From SATC Set

• Lindsay Lohan may be formally found in violation of probation.

She is supposed to appear in court Thursday for a progress report regarding her alcohol education classes, and if she does not appear Thursday, a warrant will be issued for her arrest. She may be ordered to wear a SCAM bracelet anklet — just like she did in 2007. [Radar Online, TMZ]

• As you may know, Lindsay Lohan is in Cannes. Will she jet back to Beverly Hills to make her court date? [Radar Online]
• Wait! Lindsay might not be able to make it back for her court appearance: Volcanic ash complicates everything! [TMZ]
• Lindsay Loan has to show up or be arrested! [TMZ]
• Lindsay‘s lawyer met with the judge yesterday and claims Lindsay is “doing her best.” LOL. [TMZ]
• Courtney Love was at NYC club Boom Boom Room last week, with Uma Thurman’s ex, Andre Balazs. Rumor has it Courtney and Andre are romantically involved. Well everything was going swimmingly until Andre was approached by a “leggy lass” he knew. A source dishes: “As soon as he started talking to her, Courtney hit the roof. It was obvious to everyone that the woman was a business associate, but not to Courtney.” Ms. Love started crying and screaming and “acting like a toddler.” [Gatecrasher]
• Sarah Jessica Parker kept 12 pairs of Swarovski Crystalline cocktail glasses used in a wedding scene in Sex And The City 2: Rise Of The Manolos. Took ’em home. At $390 a set, that’s 24 cocktail glasses worth a total of $4,680. She also kept some of her $10 million wardrobe from the film. This article points out that the movie not only pimps out SJP’s Halston brand, but is a big commercial for other companies: “Every aspect of Carrie’s life is reduced to a vignette that can be monetized: Going to the Gym (sip on Lipton Sparkling diet green tea, an official sponsor of the new movie!), Having Cocktails with Girlfriends (try a specialized cocktail from Skyy, the movie’s “official vodka”!), Getting Married (Swarovski paid to be featured prominently in the film) and, of course, Working On Laptop, Staring Wistfully Out the Window (Hewlett Packard partnered with the movie so its laptops would be featured, and SJP will appear in the computer company’s ads, of course). [NY Post]
• Today in Bad Ideas: Lady Gaga has been practicing how to speak like the Queen of England, and plans to use a British accent for her upcoming tour dates in the UK. [Stuff.co.nz.]
• James Franco dressed up like James Bond and did duet “with a male performer who was wearing a Lady Gaga-esque outfit.” [Gatecrasher]
• Mariah Carey put out a fire on stage with a towel. [Us Magazine]
• Miley Cyrus and the rest of the Hannah Montana cast have filmed the very last episode of the Disney Channel show. There was a wrap party in Hollywood last night and the DJ played that “Party In The USA” song. [E!]
• Anne Hathaway: Sooooo not interested in any of the jewelry given to her by scam-artist ex-boyfriend Raffaello Follieri. [Page Six]
• Demi Moore is working on a memoir! Surely she has some good stories to tell, from St. Elmo’s Fire to GI Jane and Striptease, plus naked and pregnant on Vanity Fair and rumored knee lift surgery. Oh, also Bruce Willis and Ashton Kutcher gossip? [AP]
• Legend-in-the-making Jane Lynch has spoken out about the Newsweek/Glee controversy: “The thing is, actors are actors: You can’t play gay anymore than you can play somebody who’s Catholic. Aaron Sorkin wrote a wonderful thing in the Huffington Post. I don’t think you have to slap somebody down for making an opinion that you don’t agree with. But I do think what Kristin and Ryan did was so important, and I’m glad that they said it. It doesn’t mean, ‘Off with [Setoodeh’s] head.’ But I’m very glad, and I thought it was very heroic what the two of them did.” [EW]
• Jane Lynch is “very excited” about getting married: “It’s a great and wonderful thing at the tender age of 49 to have finally found somebody that I want to be with. I’m so lucky.” But don’t get it twisted: It’s Jane, not Sue Sylvester, who is getting married. “I will not be singing and don’t expect any track suits at my wedding.” [People]
• In other Glee news, Idina Menzel was asked if her character ends up being high school singing diva Rachel Berry’s mother, as has been speculated? Her answer: “No.” [USA Today]
• More Glee news! The show has aired the much-coveted post-Super Bowl slot! Also, at the link, you can watch grainy video of Kurt, Tina, Quinn, Rachel, Brittany and Santana doing “Bad Romance” in hilarious Lady Gaga costumes as they kick off the Glee tour. Check out the set list as well! [PopWrap]
• Carey Mulligan is interested in playing Eliza Doolittle in a new musical version of My Fair Lady. And she’s friends with Keira Knightley, who has also expressed interest in playing Eliza. Carey says of competing with the other actresses for small pool of roles: “I think we’re all aware that we’re all reading the same things. She’s eons higher up than I am. She’s much higher. There’s a chain of people that get offers before you do, and she’s much higher in that chain. So I kind of think that if she rejects it, then I might get it. You never really know where you stand. Your agent doesn’t ring-a-ding and go, ‘Well, five people turned it down, so what do you think?'” [AP]
• Mindy Kaling was among the Sex And The City fans lined up outside of Bergdorf in NYC Sunday, waiting to get a glimpse of the cast. [Gatecrasher]
• Feeling broke? It may warm the barnacles on your tiny heart to know that Bristol Palin is embarking on a speaking engagement career, and is charging between $15,000 and $30,000 a speech. [Radar Online]
• Perhaps you heard that some of the actors in Twilight: Breaking Dawn could be replaced if they ask for too much money. According to this report, the studio “leaked the story to turn fans against the cast.” The thing is, the franchise is a juggernaut. If the kids compare their salaries to how much the flicks make, it probably seems like a fraction of a fraction. But as Twilight director Catherine Hardwicke (who is not directing the fourth film) says: “It could turn ugly. Do [these actors] deserve more money? Probably they do, on one level. But if everybody make so much money then… it’s complicated. What a mess!” Apparently the lead actors made 20 times more on Eclipse than they did on Twilight, and the non-lead actors are not asking for anything close to that. [Us Magazine]
• By the by, Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart were seen club hopping in NYC recently. [Gatecrasher]
• Bret Michaels is turning lemons in to lemon meringue: VH1 has ordered ten episodes of Bret Michaels: Life as I Know It, a reality series in which we’ll see the rock star juggling his career and home life with his daughters and their mother. [Variety]
• Bret Michaels tells Oprah that when his hemorrhage happened, the pain “exploded instantly — an from my temple down to the back of my skull.” But! He says that he was still going to wear his signature bandanna, even as he lay in the hospital bed. “I said, ‘If I’m going out, I want to go out rockin’.” And protecting that weave! [People]
• “Watch out, A-Rod! Cameron Diaz is a ‘romantic’ who isn’t afraid of eloping.” [NYDN]
• Backstage during Miss USA rehearsals, Joan Rivers was seen running around wearing the crown. [Page Six]
• Sean Penn is missing the premiere of his film in Cannes on Thursday, because he’ll be in Washington, DC where he’ll testify at a Senate committee hearing on the disaster in Haiti. [Page Six]
• Elin Nordegren has enrolled in a summer college course in Florida. [Radar Online]
• Meryl Streep had the keynote speech at Barnard College’s 2010 commencement ceremony! “Being a celebrity has taught me to hide. Being an actor has helped me to open my soul,” she said. “Being here has helped me dig deep to find something to offer you. And you don’t have to do anything except to make your parents proud, and you already have.” [E!]
• Breaking: “Charlie Sheen Negotiating Smoking Privileges In Jail.” [Us Magazine]
• Also breaking: Charlie Sheen will do two more years of Two And A Half Men. We’ll continue not to watch! [TMZ]
• Alicia Keys‘ fiancé Swizz Beatz is being called a deadbeat dad. [NYDN]
• “A BBC drama about Boy George on which he acted as consultant, has been denounced by the star as ‘badly written’ and ‘lacking.’ ‘The make-up was the “best thing about it,’ he says.” [Daily Express]
• Web sensation Shit My Dad says is now a sitcom, and William Shatner is the dad. [AP]
• Pete Doherty: Broke. “So short of cash he has been playing acoustic shows in bars along London’s Camden High Street.” [The Sun]
• What the world needs now: A Liam Gallagher portrait made of breadcrumbs. [The Sun]
• Elvis Costello has canceled two performances in Israel. He write on his website: “There are occasions when merely having your name added to a concert schedule may be interpreted as a political act that resonates more than anything that might be sung and it may be assumed that one has no mind for the suffering of the innocent… I must believe that the audience for the coming concerts would have contained many people who question the policies of their government on settlement and deplore conditions that visit intimidation, humiliation or much worse on Palestinian civilians in the name of national security.” [WSJ]
• “LeBron James‘ attorney has fired off a cease and desist email — finally denying the fast-spreading, and disturbing rumor of a sex scandal involving LeBron’s mom and his teammate Delonte West.” [TMZ]
• “You can blame it on the writer and you can blame it on Steven [Spielberg]. But the actor’s job is to make it come alive and make it work, and I couldn’t do it. So that’s my fault. Simple.” — Shia LaBeouf on Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. [JustJared]
• “We’re working our hardest to have reasonably priced tickets so it can be accessible for everyone and that people will want to come. We might get slaughtered, I don’t know, but I kind of have blind faith in the fact we’re putting on a really great show and we always have, and that will bring people in the end.” — Sarah McLachlan admits Lilith Fair ticket sales are “pretty soft.” [Reuters]
• “After everything happened this past summer, I went right back to work, I didn’t allow myself any time to heal and I think I needed to really step away from work for a while, because it was just reminding me of everything that was going on, and I was just going through the motions.” — Erin Andrews, discussing being stalked. She also says: “When the show first asked me [to appear as a celebrity dancer], I was just like, ‘No I can’t, I can’t.’ And my family was like, ‘Go do it, go make yourself happy’ — and I did.” [Radar Online]
• “You don’t want to see me topless. You really don’t.” — Sarah Jessica Parker. [E!]
• Will there be a third Sex And The City flick? “Oh, dear god. I don’t feel entitled to have that conversation yet. Let’s see if anybody shows up on May 27.” — Sarah Jessica Parker. [E!]
• “I don’t feel like Carrie, my life is so different, my choices are different — which is probably why it works so well, because if she felt familiar to me, I would have bored of playing her a long time ago. I love her, I love playing her and everything about her — the good, the flawed, the mistakes, the bad choices.” — Sarah Jessica Parker. [Mirror]