Lindsay Lohan's Fashion Week Will Be Totally Sick

Lindsay Lohan is in New York for Fashion Week, but she is keeping it low-key:

Seen (as pictured) at the Charlotte Ronson show this afternoon (Charlotte is Sam Ronson’s twin sister, by the by) LL said: “I’m really sick right now. I think I have an ear infection.” Plus: “I’m not sure what I’m doing the rest of the week,” she shrugged. You heard it here first: Apathy is so hot right now. [WWD]

• Oh and Lindsay Lohan, who you’ll recall once worked with the likes of Jane Fonda and Meryl Streep, has been cast as the lead female role in the remake of A Nightmare On Elm Street. [Just Jared]
• Wait, no she wasn’t! [Just Jared]
• This just in: Chris Brown had a “secret meeting” in LA on Thursday night with his mom and other family members and friends. Guess what: He and Rihanna have “officially broken up.” And Chris thinks he will not, repeat, NOT go to jail. He told those gathered: “Protect me. I’m your homeboy.” [Radar]
• Patrick Swayze, who just got over pneumonia and is still battling cancer, continues to smoke. Ugh! [The Sun]
• In a completely natural follow up to Twilight, Robert Pattinson‘s next role will be Spanish surrealist painter Salvador Dalí in Little Ashes. [People]
• Jerry O’Connell tried out a breast pump on Ellen and talked about the breastfeeding habits of his wife, Rebecca Romijn, who recently had twins. “I’m not saying anything dirty, it’s natural but [Rebecca] does what we call the double football – which is just incredible, because it’s like three beings attached,” he says. “It’s like something out of Cirque du Soleil. It’s crazy.” [People]
• Apparently the rumors that Mickey Rourke and Courtney Love were hooking up are not true. In this video he says he’d rather “be on a deserted island with a gorilla.” [TMZ]
• Angela Suleman, the octuplets’ grandmother has been put under a gag order after it was revealed that she may have been paid for her interview with RadarOnline.com. Her daughter Nadya’s publicist said: “I had to put a gag on Nadya’s mother, who sold her out… They paid her $40,000 to sell [Nadya] out, and she can’t talk about her daughter for three months.” [Perez Hilton]
• Hilary Duff will appear on the Diet Coke Style Series during fashion week, being interviewed along with Christian Siriano and Heidi Klum. [Ad Rants]
• Bon Jovi is suing a former employee of the arena footbal team he owns, the Philadelphia Soul, for allegedly making his own version of their championship rings and selling them to the public. [TMZ]
• In this video, Ashanti says she doesn’t know if she’d call the cops on an abuser like Rihanna (supposedly) did. [TMZ]
• Will Smith says he and wife Jada have “reached out” to both Chris Brown and Rihanna and offered to do whatever they need, even if they just want to be left alone. “If there are mistakes people make, then they should be willing to live up to the mistakes and do whatever penance they need to do. I don’t think it’s up to us, specifically the media, with such a fast hand to try to chop someone’s head off,” says Smith. [People]
• Handsome gentleman John Legend on the Chris Brown/Rihanna situation: “I know both of them. I was surprised when I heard because it doesn’t strike me as something Chris would do. “You never know what’s inside people or what can trigger that. It’s an awful story. I feel terrible for both of them but if Chris did what they said he did, that’s unacceptable. He has to accept the consequences of it.” [People]
• Teenyboppers, brace yourselves: Nick Jonas and Selena Gomez have split up. [Perez Hilton]
• Mandy Moore talked about her recent engagement to Ryan Adams on The Bonnie Hunt Show and says she is “very happy.” [People]
• Former Ronette Estelle Bennett died Wednesday at her home in New Jersey at age 67. Along with the rest of the group, Estelle sang the 60s hits “(Walking) in the Rain,” “Baby, I Love You,” and “Be My Baby.” [Pitchfork Media]
• Naomi Watts says her Clive Owen, her co-star in The International is “not to me in real life. On the screen, yeah.” She added, “[Owen] is a total pussy cat, incredibly funny, great kind of British schoolboy silly sense of humor and likes to be teased, can laugh at himself. But incredibly focused and well committed to his work. I loved working with him.” [CBS News]
• Carrie Underwood says she’s anti-Valentine’s Day. “I don’t believe – and this goes for anybody – your man shouldn’t love you for one day out of 365. He should love you 365 days out of the year. I want Valentine’s Day every day,” she says. [People]
• Being on the road in his tour bus must be so hard for Tommy Lee. He says: “Well there’s a shower, there’s a kitchen, a Pro Tools recording system, a Jaegemeister machine, both formats of Playstation, and Xbox. I don’t have a stripper pole – that’d be kind of fun too. I think I’m missing that. But then again, we don’t really need a pole. You don’t need a pole to strip right? At least on my bus we haven’t needed one yet.” [NY Magazine]
• “Because I am a mum, my uniform is jeans and trainers and T-shirts. I was raised as a tomboy with boys and I never really feel like myself when I am really dolled up at premieres and showbiz events.” – Isla Fisher. [Reuters]