A few days ago, a rep for Lindsay Lohan posted in a Facebook group for publicists and marketing professionals, seeking sponsorship opportunities for her wacky ginger client. Lindsay’s rep provided the following parameters for endorsements with the Lady Lohan:
“Acceptable brands include: fashion, beauty, car, lifestyle, CPG, fitness/lifestyle, food/drinks, entertainment/media, tech. Must have a substantial budget.”
The one that tickled me the most was “tech.” The post got three inquiries, including two asking the rep to clarify what she meant by “lucrative,” and one alerting a gossip site that Lindsay Lohan’s rep was flipping through Facebook on behalf of her client. Lindsay Lohan was in The Parent Trap and Mean Girls, I see no reason why she should not be the well-paid face of some useless product or another. She was just playing Elizabeth Taylor not even five years ago! Also, Lawyer.com!
I will be playing “Rumors” nonstop today so that Lindsay can rack up those streaming dollars. If you have any ideas/tips for lucrative endorsements or sponsorships for Lindsay, you may reach me at my personal email.
Nicki Minaj’s hairstylist, Arrogant Tae, may have resigned after the rapper’s legion of combustible young fans cyber-stalked and bullied him following the European Music Awards. Nicki’s fans were apparently unimpressed with Tae’s styling of their queen that night. Tae wrote on IG: “I’m really looking into doing something special for the homeless for Christmas,” apparently seeking suggestions for a bit of philanthropic Christmas giving. A barb replied, “Look into doing Nicki’s hair better.” This is, at the very most, a 13-year-old. Also her hair that night looked, more or less, as good as it always does!
- Rose Byrne hassled Mark Wahlberg, who once committed a hate crime, about his morning workout routine. [Us Magazine]
- Kylie Jenner selling lip kits at Travis Scott concerts. [Bossip]
- AWW! Prince Charles and Meghan Markle get along well because they are both from dysfunctional families. [Celebitchy]