Lindsay Lohan: Latest Sex Tape Star?

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  • "Young women should be very, very careful about not letting nude photographs of themselves leave their hands - as Kristin Davis and Audrina Partridge both learned this week." — Page Six, also known as your dad. [Page Six]
  • But OMG. Is there a Lindsay Lohan sex video???? From Calum Best's cell phone? In which she is giving a bee jay? [The Sun]
  • Have you heard? Jennifer Lopez had twins. She, Max and Emme are on the new cover of People. Apparently Jen claims she wasn't on fertility treatments. (???) [People]
  • Of course, to get the photos, People had to shell out the big bucks and jump through hoops. Plus, they could not call Jennifer "J. Lo." But you can! [MSNBC]
  • Nicole Kidman was seen spending time with Connor and Isabella. Remember them? Her kids? [MSNBC]
  • Since the end of Sex And The City, Sarah Jessica Parker has raked in megabucks via movies, ads for Gap, Garnier commercials and six Hollywood movies. [Mirror]
  • Drew Lachey and Cheryl Burke of Dancing With The Stars deny the report in Star that they had an affair. Drew's rep says the rumor is "completely false and cannot be further from the truth," and Cheryl's rep adds: "The story...started two years ago when they were partners on Dancing with the Stars. It wasn't true then and it isn't true now." [People]
  • Shia LaBeouf's warrant for unlawful smoking was recalled; he's in no danger of being arrested. Yawn. [People]
  • Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson seen eating off of each other's plates at a restaurant in Miami. [Page Six]
  • Amy Winehouse's neighbors are fed up with the constant parties and all-house visits and selling their home. Who wants to live next door to Amy? [Mirror]
  • Oh dear, Amy's hubs, Blake Incarcerated, thinks she is messing around and wants a divorce. [The Sun]
  • And um, Amy Winehouse is nekkid in a magazine called Easy Living. Click and see! [The.Life Files]
  • Paris Hilton will be traveling 20,000 miles in 12 days. Try to act interested. [Mirror
  • Jay-Z is trying to start his own label, but will anyone back him? [Page Six]
  • A carpenter working on Mel Gibson's new home (still under construction) committed suicide by hanging himself from the rafters. [Page Six]
  • A mom in Boston claims she gave Oprah the idea for her show Big Give. She sent a proposal to Oprah's company in 2005; the producers passed on the idea, then in 2006 Oprah announced she was launching the philanthropic show. [Rush & Molloy]
  • Anderson Cooper had a "small spot of skin cancer" removed from under his left eye. Not to worry! His foxiness remains intact. [Rush & Molloy]
  • Britney's father is selling off some of her cars; she has seven and getting rid of a few will "save substantial expense to the conservatorship estate." [People]
  • Tori Spelling is pregnant and it's a girl. [People]
  • TV tidbit: A Friday Night Lights castmember says (secretly) season three is a go. [E!]
  • Buffy sister Michelle Trachtenberg is joining the cast of Gossip Girl. She'll play Georgina Sparks, a "mischievous minx" from Serena's past. Huh. Hey, those who read the books: Is that the skinny girl with yellow teeth that Dan hooks up with? [E!]
  • Jake Gyllenhaal is on crutches?!?!? Wha' happa'??? []



@gold_gato: Aw, I linked to those clips in my very first Jezebel comment all those months ago. *wipes tear*

It deserves lots more play. Amy is so cute and funny there, and she and Simon play off each other hilariously. I would love to see Amy relaxed and having fun like that again. *sigh*

I love to watch NMTB on YouTube, and in my brainier moments I enjoy QI as well. Stephen Fry is an adorable bitch too, just of a different flavor than Simon. I tell ya, the day we can watch any program from any country anytime we want can't come fast enough for me...