Lindsay Lohan Flies All the Way to Merry England Just to Crush on Max George

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Take careful note — Taylor Swift and her expressionless porcelain face are not the only showbiz duo that can date a member of a British boy band. Lindsay Lohan, who some of you younger readers may know only as that actress who was in that Lifetime movie about another actress, has draped herself in a fur coat and flown to merry old England, land of capers, knickers, and matronly, anthropomorphic tea kettles (j/k, those all got over to France when the getting was good), reportedly to visit Max George from The Wanted. It's a well-trod tabloid fact that Lindz is totally smitten with Maxi Pad (first-attempt pet names are always a little shaky), but, according to a loquacious source close to Lindz, nothing has yet come of her crush on George. Nothing? Nothing will come of nothing, even if Lindz flies all the way to London in a full-length fur. [E!]

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Danny Trejo has a wet bar in his house? How does he not fall off the wagon???