Breaking with the habit of a lifetime, Lindsay Lohan has nixed talk of hosting a potentially lucrative New Year’s Eve gig in a bid to rehab her image. Getting in her judge’s good books earlier this month — yes, it’s gotten so bad that this is a positive — she’s turning down any offers in favor of dinner with a friend followed by a night of laying low. At this rate, she only has to karma balance 762 bottles of Jack, 4,876 of champagne, 10,567 public fights and a veritable cartel of the good stuff to break even. Keep on truckin’! [Fox News]
Lady Gaga showed her Little Monsters a bit of love over the Christmas weekend by debuting her previously unreleased track “Stuck On Fucking You” via Twitter – causing pearl clutchers to gasp at her constant sexy times referencing. “To give you a little background to the creation of this song. I wrote it in Minnesota after the Monster Ball on the tour bus,” she Tweeted. “We were all wasted on the bus making records. It is such a time capsule of the spirit of our creativity.” [Daily Mail, Twitter]
With Gaga taking the top spot here is the list of the least cheap celebs, charity-wise. [NYDN]
If, like us, you were caught somewhere between jealous rage and passive acceptance that Kristen Wiig and Fabrizio Moretti hooked up at the beginning of the month then prepare to rapid cycle once again with news that they spent the holidays together. While normally it’d be a stretch to say that they’re an official item based on a follow-up appearance, they not only caught a flight together from New York to LA over the weekend but also shared some Ben & Jerry’s — which, as we know, is the gateway drug to weddings and future sexy babies. Verdict: totally girlfriend and boyfriend. [Page Six]
File this one under depressing and be sure to cross reference under ultimately predictable: The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo was not only beaten at the box office by Tom Cruise‘s latest yawn-fest Mission: Impossible – Ghost Protocol, but also fell behind Alvin And The Chipmunks: Chipwrecked. Interesting sidebar: Noomi Rapace – aka the original filmic Lisbeth Salander – also thrashed Dragon Tattoo with her new movie Sherlock Holmes: A Game Of Shadows. [The Hollywood Reporter]
It’s been a couple of weeks since one woman singlehandedly made the owners of suspect tattoos feel better about themselves by getting “Drake” tattooed on her forehead, now the singer has responded by ripping the tatt artist a new one. “I want to meet her and understand what happened,” he said. “Fuck you to that tatt artist by the way. And you should lose your job and should never do tattoos again and I don’t fuck with you. And if I ever see you, I’m a fuck you up.” [The Hollywood Reporter]
In related news, it seems that the whole debacle has inspired Drake to get a star-fucking tattoo of his very own, with pictures showing one of Aaliyah on his shoulder. [Drizzy Drake]
- I know this kind of shit happens all the time, but it never fails to intrigue me when musicians get paid ridiculous amounts of money to perform at private parties – in this case Jay-Z and Kanye West scoring almost $3 million each to appear at some super sweet 16th birthday party in United Arab Emirates. Pray tell, what did y’all get for your 16th? [The Sun]
- Speaking of celebrities getting paid way more than they’re actually worth, Kim Kardashian stands to make upwards of $600K to ring in the
end of the worldNew Year. [Radar] - And here are pictures of the Kardashian klan ruining Christmas for everyone by soiling Santa’s lap. [US]
- Probably the most interesting Kardashian-related news in recent months: Khloe looked like a totally different person with blonde hair. [US]
- Move over Kim, Sinead O’Connor‘s marriage only lasted 18 days. [People]
- Mariah Carey celebrates losing 70 pounds with Jenny by dancing around in one of Shakira‘s old stage outfits. [Daily Mail]
- Stop the interwebs! Anyone who didn’t spend Christmas day with their significant other are on the fast track to splitsville — just like Katy Perry and Russell Brand. [Daily Mail]
- Selena Gomez thanked her fans for their support in the wake of her mother’s miscarriage and also gives us a case of the lip trembles with news they named the baby girl Scarlett. [Examiner]
- Giving credence to talk that Maria Shriver is getting back with Arnold “Oops, I secretly fathered a son and kept it from you for 13 years” Schwarzenegger, she spent time with him over the holidays. [US]
- The Duke of Edinburgh (that’s Prince Philip to you and I) has left hospital and is on the mend — free to make more jaw-dropping bigoted sound bites for our amusement. [BBC]
- Warning: this story will induce a major case of the sads. The Osbournes beloved little homosexual Chihuahua Martin has passed on. “A sophisticated little creature,” reads his wee bio. “Shunning the affection of women, Martin prefers the love of a good man.” [TMZ]
- A treasure trove of shower nozzle masturbation material is almost upon us as the studio behind Channing Tatum and Joe Manganiello stripper-fest Magic Mike start to release promo pictures. [Ministry Of Gossip]
- Adam Lambert and his boyfriend Sauli Koskinen have clearly gotten over their mortifying twink fight, Tweeting this festive “we’re so happy” shot. [People]
- Hey girl, Ryan Gosling is taking over Silicon Valley now. [Silicon Valley Ryan Gosling]
- Any A-lister and aspirational B-lister worth their column inches will be trying to get into the NYE party hosted by Russian gazillionaire Roman Abramovich, with musical guests Red Hot Chili Peppers. [Page Six]
- They’re a little late to the game, but The New Yorker has a pretty great profile on Carrie Brownstein and the amazing Portlandia ahead of the show’s second season premiere on January 6. [The New Yorker]
- It’s official! Will Smith is an asshole. Well, according to former Fresh Prince Of Bel Air co-star Janet Hubert. [TMZ]
- Basketball Wives “star” Evelyn Lozada is in trouble after receiving her $500,000 from her former fiancé right before he filed for bankruptcy. [NYDN]
- Peter Jackson continues to drum up interest in The Hobbit by releasing this production video diary featuring Elijah Wood. [E!]
- Warming the cockles of our icy hearts, Colin Farrell visits a Dublin children’s hospital and cradles some little ones. [Daily Mail]
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