The above clip of an illuminating interview with British songbird Lily Allen was posted on nearly two months ago, but somehow managed to fly beneath our radar until now. And we don't know how! In it, Lils talks candidly about a number of things, but most notably, she reveals that she was kicked out of school for giving a boy (or boys?) head. If it's true, it's an awesome reason for getting expelled. If it's a lie, it's an awesome rumor to start about yourself. I'm really taking a shine to her. Dare I say she makes me smile?

Lily Allen Admits To Giving Blow Job, Gets Expelled [YouTube]
Lily Allen Admits To Giving A Blowjob And Getting Expelled. We Love Her! [RollingStone]


Lily Allen's Escape To New York [New York Magazine]
Lily Allen Is the Total God of You [Gawker]
Non-Sexual Crush [One D]
Lily Allen Has a Third Nipple [Gawker]