Like us, Marion Jones turns out to be reliant on performance-enhancing drugs. It's really weird because if you do that and you run for a living you, like, totally have to lie about it, but if you do that and you run your mouth for a living no one gives a shit. On balance, we're kind of relieved we no longer have to look at her body and feel all "inspired." But if steroids were legalized lady runners would definitely go all overboard and no one would be as pretty as her. [SI]