Let Kelly Bensimon Teach You How To Make A Hair Cocktail

Last Friday night, Real Housewives of New York‘s Kelly spent the night at home, making an elixir for her long, flowing tresses — and filmed the whole thing for all of us to ~~laugh at~~ enjoy!

It would appear that Kelly’s vapid, self-obsessed personality isn’t just for the VH1 cameras — the entire video features a “you’re so welcome I made this video for you, internet!” vibe. We can’t help but mention the irony in that her ex-costar Bethenny Frankel also has a personal cocktail of sorts (Skinny Girl Margarita, anyone?) And somehow, we just don’t believe that the combination of olive oil, sea salt, lemon juice and vodka is actually good for our hair. But thanks for the tutorial, Kelly — we feel slightly dumber now.