Bjork learned early that few things are more calming than flutes, violins, soft story-telling and a piccolo, which is how she began slaying audiences back in 1976.
Watch the tiny Icelandic singer tell you Christmas tales via Ruv in a language you proooobably won't understand and feel soothed. Then ...
Think about how Jennifer Lawrence's ex aka Beast from X-Men: First Class actor Nicholas Hoult as a child looked a lot like young Bjork.
Then remember this jam and dance around your family's house and weird out the natives:
Image via Ruv.