Lauryn Hill is reportedly pregnant with her fifth child by Rohan Marley. It's kinda messed up since 32-year-old Lauryn identifies herself as Lauryn Hill-Marley on her MySpace page and has numerous references to her husband and children in her photos, whereas 35-year-old Rohan's MySpace profile says he's single and makes no mention of Lauryn, their children, or the two children he has from a previous relationship. Oh, and also, he fucked off and moved to Ethiopia. [YBF via Crunk & Disorderly]
It all started when she had sex with Colin, who couldn't handle the reality of living the fantasty of really fucking a fantasy. Really. Then, he started killing her softly with song. Which was composed entirely of the word "fucking" sung hundreds of times to the tune of "The Good Ship Lollipop".