The Bachelor alum has experience getting to know both kinds.

"I'm actually a big fan of Keanu. I just chose a random name, my mistake," Perry told People.

We asked readers to share your creepiest real-life tales, and you all delivered this year. Here are the best.

An NFL cheerleader told Jezebel that her reaction to seeing the video was, "Really? That’s the way that you want to show off your team?”

Tracy McCarter's ex-husband allegedly demanded money from her and became violent, forcing McCarter to defend herself with a knife. She was charged with murder.

“It was more of her attitude that was substandard than her performance," Nick LaLota said in a deposition. "Sadly, her performance was pretty decent."

Because, sometimes, lusting after monsters makes them less scary.

The campaign has also released an ad with Republican Mehmet Oz saying abortion decisions should be between “women, doctors, [and] local political leaders.”

"Johnny Depp, out of his mouth, admitted some of the most violent, crazy shit in court, and it’s somehow like, people aren’t surprised?” the singer said.

The Ohio GOP nominee is reportedly investing in cartoonishly barbaric testing on animals. He's still tied with Tim Ryan for Senate.

Just remember that when the Supreme Court took away our bodily autonomy, it was the six conservative justices who truly suffered.

The Witches of Worm, now a half-century old, is an unsung creepfest with uncommon compassion for its lonely tween protagonist.

For the last time, it’s Gisele and the kids or the pigskin, buddy!

The quack TV doctor may have sounded smooth in his debate against John Fetterman, but his actual words were frightening.