600 years ago, in what was either Smarch or Blipril, all anyone could talk about was Tiger King and potential husband-murderer Carole Baskin. Now it’s summer (maybe), we’ve collectively moved on from Tiger King, and all anyone can talk about is a different kind of pussy, Baskin included. My brain! The discourse!…

Last week, a photo went viral showing a crowded hallway full of maskless students at a high school in Paulding County, Georgia, and to the surprise of absolutely not a single person, the school ended up reporting a covid-19 outbreak. But don’t worry, they’re closing the school...for two whole days.

Amidst rising hostility from Poland’s far-right government towards its queer community, thousands turned out in cities across the European nation to protest the dubious arrest of a prominent local trans activist.

Hulu decided to cancel its modernized, gender-swapped High Fidelity adaptation after one season last week, despite it being, in my opinion, a perfectly fine and sometimes even good TV show. Can that Kat Dennings Hulu show, Dollface, say the same? Honestly, I wouldn’t know. I’ve never seen it, unlike High Fidelity,…

Under the shadow of the United States’ unfathomable covid-19 death toll, which rose for the fifth consecutive week this past week to more than 160,000, ABC News reports, Donald Trump has pushed through a number of executive orders that will still likely fail to provide meaningful relief to those who need it most.

“There is an ugly, two-headed monster ruling our country, who is destroying our economy, invading our privacy, and eating away our rights,” said Libertarian Party presidential candidate Jo Jorgensen in an emailed statement to Newsweek about two weeks ago.

Jump out of bed and set pussies to wet, because Megan Thee Stallion says she’s “looking for a new girlfriend.”

Stephen Miller is a conundrum: a young man, living out what appears to be a hard-worn middle age, who has amassed an incredible amount of power to spread racist policies throughout the land at just 34 years of age. Why do so many people listen to this man? Is he actually a vampire? Has his rotten heart triggered a…

Early on in this period of social distancing, a couple of my co-workers solicited quarantine sex stories from Jezebel readers who opted to go against CDC regulations to get down. Now that some areas have opened up, even those that have returned to stricter guidelines, I have to wonder... a lot of sex must be happening…

The Kardashians have given us so much. As a family, they’re a fabulous text on the trappings of modern American fame, and its erosion of one’s soul and moral fiber. With the pandemic overwhelming Los Angeles, at the behest of our terrible mayor’s insistence on protecting curbside restaurant dining over its residents,…

Sometime around the sixth grade, most of those in possession of a pussy become acutely aware of the fact that there are “good” pussies—small, hairless, scentless affairs with only rumored labia that get just wet enough for admittance but not so lubricated as to remind a sex partner that there are glands buried in…

Sure: Kesha, “Little Bit of Love” - This song strikes me as something Katy Perry should be doing right now, instead of whatever it is that she is doing—a playfully PG-13 pop song with an earworm chorus, a thin message about needing some temporary lovin’, and that’s it—a surefire course to at least some semblance of…

147 days.

In 2014, a Vine user named Summerella uploaded a clip of a catchy little tune that asked the age old question: can you do a split on a dick? Four years later, Megan Thee Stallion and Cardi B have provided an unwitting answer, proving to the general public that yes, if this is still a pressing matter, it seems like…

In a charming conversation for Variety, JoJo and JoJo Siwa discussed everything from fans being upset when they buy tickets for the wrong JoJo concert (I’ll take either, thank you), to navigating relationships with mom-agers, battling imposter syndrome and internet trolls, and the disturbing fact that JoJo has never…

The final moments of the Netflix documentary Audrie & Daisy, about the near-impossibility of punishing sexual violence in America, put a hopeful end on the film’s dual narratives. Daisy Coleman—who survived both a sexual assault and then allegedly being dumped on her front lawn, unconscious, in just a t-shirt and…