It seems like a whole lifetime has come and gone since the Big News was about Cats, Tom Hooper’s absolutely deranged musical theater spectacle that crashed and burned last December. Everybody hated Cats: the critics, the box office, the cast, almost every single person in the theater who saw it with me, and now,…

So continues the retail apocalypse, accelerated all the more by covid-19 and (once) widespread lockdowns: Lord & Taylor has filed for bankruptcy.

Today is something called “National Doll Day,” and to celebrate such a horrifying concept, Warner Bros. released a short video documenting what Annabelle the Cursed Murder Doll’s been up to over the past few months. Seems like not much demonic possession, so I expect she’s pretty bored.

“That ‘be kind’ bullshit only happens when the cameras are on,” a former employee of Ellen DeGeneres’ told BuzzFeed News last month. Theirs was one of the many unidentified voices included in the outlet’s twin exposés detailing the allegedly toxic, racist, and sexual harassment-filled work environment that the once gro…

In a Sunday interview with CNN, Deborah Birx—the physician charged with overseeing the White House’s coronavirus response—warned that the United States had entered a “new phase” of the pandemic, per The Washington Post, in reference to the climbing infection and death rates across the country.

Not to ruffle anyone’s feathers, but, personally speaking, this coronavirus pandemic is pretty bad. But that’s just me! One woman’s opinion…

So, I was catching up on all the cum-related news of the day, as one does, when I came across this story about how sperm don’t actually flick their li’l sperm tails back and forth like eels or snakes who, I don’t know, fell in a river or something. They actually propel themselves forward by rolling around like…

Another crack emerges on my already busted-up phone, no casing to protect it as it drops from my hands to the hardwood floor below.

You know how on a group challenge episode of Project Runway when the group did badly, the leader of the group would take responsibility for their overall performance without necessarily taking ownership for every single mistake? Ellen DeGeneres apologized to her staff this week, writing in a letter that she was…

Who’s the shadiest, most powerful, most spiteful of them all? These are Jezebel’s definitive power rankings for Season 12 of The Real Housewives of New York. Results are tallied throughout the season, based purely on friendships, storylines, confrontations, confessional looks, and our very good instinct.

Press Secretary Kayleigh McEnany spewed many dimwitted talking points during Friday’s press briefing that’s it’s hard to pinpoint just one to dunk on. We could point out how she lied about Democrats not working to extend $600 weekly unemployment benefits, or how she condemned Hong Kong’s decision to postpone their…

Now that it is year 90 of social distancing, I’m working to try and find simple pleasures wherever I can (otherwise, the monotony is going to take over and fully rot my brain, hindering my ability to blog. I’m sure you can relate). So far, my list is just: more time for TV, eating, and only ever using my own toilet.

Obviously: Beyoncé feat. Shatta Wale & Major Lazer, “Already” - Beyoncé’s latest opus Black Is King, a visual album following a young African king on a journey of self-discovery, dropped at 3 a.m. Eastern Thursday night. Some of us (myself) have not yet had time to watch it even though our trusted colleagues (Clover…

Kayla Moore. Ezell Ford. Deborah Danner. Marcus-David Peters. Pamela Turner.

Welcome back, one and all, to the final round of the Jezebel Summer Olympics! Our judges and competitors have saved the best for last as today the Olympians fight a battle of wits to the death. Lead judge Clover Hope once again issued a task that would push each competitor to their limits spiritually, physically, and…

If there’s one thing I took away from my four years at theater school, it’s that plays are meant to be seen, not read. And that’s doubly true for the works of William Shakespeare, which can seem impossibly archaic on the page but are vital and hilarious when brought to life by actors who can actually make the language…