I’ve not read the New York Times profile of Madonna, but I did read my colleague Hazel Cills’s recap of it, and I’d very much like to pee in Madonna’s bathroom, which is generally the gold standard by which the journalism world measures a profile’s success.

Time to drink a Diet Dr. Pepper and call it a day.

Since November of last year, the Department of Homeland Security (DHS) has insisted that things are bad at the border, and asked the Pentagon multiple times to send more troops to the increasingly militarized border.

While the extreme, arbitrary abortion bans that have been passed in Republican-led states around the country have (rightfully) led to an outpouring of outrage, those bans are not the only abortion restrictions legislators are attempting to pass this year. On Wednesday, lawmakers in several Republican-dominated states…

In his documentary This One’s for the Ladies, which hits theaters June 7 with an NC 17 rating, filmmaker Gene Graham’s explores the world of male exotic dancers in Newark, New Jersey, and the women who love them—“but mostly the women who love them,” Graham tells Jezebel. In addition to showing the pure thrill of…

Jeffrey Goldberg, editor-in-chief of The Atlantic, just can’t figure out why the 10,000-word magazine cover story is a skill that only white men have managed to hone. Luckily for us short-winded women, Goldberg is here to help.

While holding up the remains of a wooden chair that had just been smashed to pieces, a woman yelled, “I got a splinter in my butt!” A referee wearing black and white stripes hustled over with a new chair and placed it on the grass, reconstituting the circle of chairs that was just broken. An impatient young man…

Look how sad. Look how sad!

This is a list of actors who are not really good actors, contrary to what you might think. These are people who make you stop and wonder, Hm, are they good?

There are many dramatic moments in Late Night in which a character takes a stand. A too-demanding job is walked out on, a subordinate is coldly deemed inconsequential, fists are raised in the face of “white oppression.” And yet by the end of the film, it’s hard to know what exactly this movie is trying to say, despite…

Carrying an 8-pound being inside your body during the entirety of waking hours is a super-human feat, probably as physically draining as running 5,000 marathons over a terrain of hot coals and quick sand. Now research more or less backs this up: A new study published in Science Advances found, per Quartz, that the…

Does this ensemble perhaps offend your sensibilities as well?

As everyone already agrees, HBO’s Chernobyl is an excellent series. Every episode, I found myself screaming at my television, some combination of “DON’T TOUCH HIM!” or “DO YOU NOT KNOW HOW FUCKED THIS IS!” or “VODKA WON’T HELP YOU HERE!” But one crowd thinks the show stinks. Uh, the Kremlin.

In late March, porn performer and sex worker activist Bella Bathory discovered that her Instagram account had vanished. A person going by the name “Omid” at-mentioned her on Twitter: “your IG account was deleted due to your porn activities,” it read, with the hashtags “#say_no_to_porn” and “#no_porn.”