LaCroix, the very, very, very lightly flavored fizzy beverage that once threatened to divide the nation, has fallen on hard times. Its sales are in “free fall,” according to a note from a Guggenheim beverage analyst, CNN reports on Thursday. I would say this is sad news to someone, but apparently no one is buying this…

Madre mía, ESTO ’TÁ ENCENDIDO.

On Tuesday, an unnamed individual flying an F-35 fighter jet at Luke Air Force base in Arizona continued the tradition of military pilots having nothing better to do with their time than drawing penises in the sky.

Did William H. Macy know he would be photographed on his way to buy giant graduation balloons and a cake? Is this just fodder for the narrative he and his wife Felicity Huffman are spinning: a couple trying to carry on and celebrate the humble milestones of life, admidst a time of family troubles and legal…

A confession: A very long time ago, I went on Fox News.

Tableaux is a monthly kink event where a mixture of people from Brooklyn’s alternative sex community gather and engage in live art. In April, Jezebel attended the pointedly inclusive event and chatted with its founder, Dorothy Darker, about her reasons for creating a consent-forward space where kink and art come…

When the Republican political consultant Thomas Hofeller died last year, he left behind a toxic legacy—as one of the key architects of his party’s efforts to consolidate political power through redistricting and gerrymandering.

The best kind of movies centered around the teen experience function as a type of mirror for the viewer, with the expectation that everyone will see the greatest—or worst—version of their past selves, and feel enriched by a story that semi-accurately reflects their memory of the past. When executed well, this trick…

Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez’s bartending career has been widely discussed by people who believe there is something inherently undignified about working in the service industry, a sector in which some 102 million Americans collect paychecks. That many of the indignities women face while serving come from…

One of the best life hacks I’ve ever seen involves a Pepsi bottle, an elbow pipe, and a perfectly shaped stick of raw meat.

Tiffany Haddish? One of the funniest women alive. Melissa McCarthy? Also extremely funny, though she can play it serious on occasion. Elisabeth Moss? Deathly serious, almost all the time. Throw them into a ’70s-era movie where they must become New York City mobsters to pay the bills and you get a *checks notes* drama?

It’s almost Pride Month, which means soon enough, banks and $15 salad stores will bombard us all with rainbow-colored ads in an effort to market mortgage loans and acai bowls as essential to gay rights. But the city of New York, at least, is starting the month off with something meaningful: on Thursday, it announced…

Sometimes, a fun game that my friends and I like to play is to recast the Moulin Rouge version of “Lady Marmalade,” a song that has played at every sleepover, school dance, and karaoke bar since 2008.

Richard Melville Hall, a.k.a. Moby, a.k.a. “The Man. As in, stick it to The Man,” has canceled his upcoming book tour. He issued a Instagram press release to accompany the announcement that reads like a recently dragged Tumblr teen: “I’m going away for a while, but before I do I want to apologize again, and to say…

Hello, hi, could you please let me know who the fuck you think this is?

If crippling the rights of women isn’t concerning to the Georgia state government, which earlier this month signed into law its version of the cruel “heartbeat bill,” maybe this will send a message: Disney’s chairman and CEO Bob Iger said Wednesday it would be “very difficult” to continue filming in Georgia if the new…