Summertime is here because Memorial Day has passed and so if you live somewhere where it is warm and not cold, that means it is time to think about bathing suits—hell for most, but truly pleasurable for some masochists, I suppose?

Now that summer has arrived in all her sweaty glory, it is time to dedicate ourselves to maximizing the pleasures this season offers, while minimizing its potential discomforts. One trick: Putting basically any sweet treat into your freezer for a while before eating it.

In addition to the idea that women are petty sluts who only wish to ride a “cock carousel” of hot dudes rather than get with them, incels now think their literal bone structure is ruining their lives. The solution? Head to a shady Indianapolis plastic surgeon who can give them new cheekbones fit for a Dolce & Gabbana…

Let this be the last time we have to think about James Charles, Tati Westbrook, and the beef that was large enough to commandeer a mini-news cycle for roughly four days or so: James Charles has canceled his tour.

I know what you’re thinking: Chris Brown disrespectful??? But that’s no typo in the headline. Brown missed a meeting in France with the woman who accused him of raping her in January, which resulted in one of the woman’s lawyers contending that Brown “has thumbed his nose at and shown disrespect for the French legal…

Many states are struggling with whether to eliminate vaccine exemptions, in the wake of surging measles cases. However, thousands of kindergarteners are unvaccinated without waivers—in many states, more of them than do have the waivers. Why? Great question.

What is your greatest wish, reader? Mine would be an intricate and gossip-filled First Monday In May rip-off centering on the chaos merchants behind the scenes at Madame Tussauds. I would even settle for a three-part docuseries on Lifetime, honestly! Why would I center a hard-to-come by wish on a museum known for…

Now that Don Trump Jr regularly gives crass speeches to the denizens of so-called “real America,” he loves to gather evidence to shed the notion that he’s just another New York City rich boy. Though Don Jr.’s love of the great outdoors appears sincere, he consistently returns to a specific stream of content to help…

Iggy Azalea is understandably outraged about the theft of her nude photos that leaked over the weekend, and she’s planning on pressing charges.

Gillette must have enjoyed the success of its apparently very controversial charge for men to be better, because now, they’re back with an ad that features a trans teen shaving for the first time with the help of his father.

On Saturday, Meek Mill accused a Las Vegas hotel of racism after its staff denied him entry and threatened to have him arrested for trespassing.

Your long holiday weekend is basically over. How does that make you feel? Are you a little bummed, but know that once you’ve mainlined that first cup of coffee tomorrow, you’ll be fine? Or does the idea of going back to work make you want to shave your head, take off all your clothes and roll gently into a sewer?

There’s been some speculation over whether or not former influencer Olivia Jade knew her parents paid $250,000 to get her into the University of Southern California as part of the ongoing Operation Varsity Blues college admissions scandal. On the one hand, one imagines she noticed she was being asked to pose on an…

For residents of the nation that invented fashion (and cheese) (right?), the French Open’s administration seem unreasonably averse to it. Last year, President Bernard Giudicelli told Tennis Magazine that Serena Williams’s fire catsuit “would no longer be accepted,” due, I assume, to the fact that it dared suggest…

Giant pandas are the cutest animals on this godforsaken dying planet, particularly when they are babies, and their teeny baby panda butts do a cute little wiggle. And yet, I do not think this rare white panda recently spotted in the Chinese rainforest is cute. It is not his fault. It is mine. I’m sorry, White Panda,…

On Saturday, French-Senegalese director Mati Diop became the first black female filmmaker to win a prize at the Cannes Film Festival, the Independent reports. She was also the first black female director to ever have a film compete at Cannes.

The Trumps are going on a family trip! To England! To meet the Queen! Even Tiffany gets to go! Poor Queen, she can’t possibly want this.